You're such a jackass....
So not only is there the sweet sweet animal we call the Jackass,
it turns out that the penguin that was stolen from the zoo in England before Christmas was a Jackass Penguin. No that's not the hideous offspring of a donkey and a flightless bird. And no, it's not a really rude penguin that cuts you off in traffic. It is just one of the more than 15 different kinds of Penguins. Imagine, in one section of the zoo you could have emperor penguins being all regal, and then you've got these ones we've dubbed Jackass Penguins in the pool next door...what kind of a social anxiety complex are we giving these birds?
Other fun penguin species:
Royal Penguins (must be subservient to the emperors)
King Penguins (apparently Empires include several Kingdoms, so these are also subservient to the emperors, but still above the other Royals)
Erect-Crested Penguins ...that just makes me laugh. Come on, I blogged about Jackasses, I'm easily amused.
Who wants penguins to rule the world more? Flightless Ornithologists want penguins to rule the world more.
- barrett 'n megan
it turns out that the penguin that was stolen from the zoo in England before Christmas was a Jackass Penguin. No that's not the hideous offspring of a donkey and a flightless bird. And no, it's not a really rude penguin that cuts you off in traffic. It is just one of the more than 15 different kinds of Penguins. Imagine, in one section of the zoo you could have emperor penguins being all regal, and then you've got these ones we've dubbed Jackass Penguins in the pool next door...what kind of a social anxiety complex are we giving these birds?
Other fun penguin species:
Royal Penguins (must be subservient to the emperors)
King Penguins (apparently Empires include several Kingdoms, so these are also subservient to the emperors, but still above the other Royals)
Erect-Crested Penguins ...that just makes me laugh. Come on, I blogged about Jackasses, I'm easily amused.
Who wants penguins to rule the world more? Flightless Ornithologists want penguins to rule the world more.
- barrett 'n megan
posted by barrett 'n megan at 11:10 PM
2 Who wants to comment more:
That IS confusing. No wonder Mario LeMieux is retiring again.
If I were a Jackass Penguin, I'd be pushing for a democracy. And sliding through ice, belly down, head held high up. I've given this much thought.
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